Celebrate Boredom!

That's my son Will listening to me talk.

I just read that the Boring Conference 2012 held in London was a sell-out. Organizers said it's in response to the "in-your-face noisy world" we've created and love.

 

 The conference will include talks about toast, pylons, and yellow road lines.

 

I, for one, am highly interested because the stuff that's supposed to be so fascinating usually doesn't thrill me.

 

I don't care about new Starbucks coffee flavors, Spanx, celebrities (except Ellen because she's funny), the latest app, or how to craft an edible holiday gift box.

 

Bring on the Rubber Band Round Table, White Noise Panel Discussion, and Goose Feather vs. Foam Pillow Break-Out Session!

Boring Conference 2012