5 Places You Don't Want to See Your Ex

Unless you’re the Dalai Lama or devoid of all ego, after a break-up, you want your ex to believe you’ve moved on. In fact, your life couldn’t be better. Yes, much better, thank you.

You've struggled to appear put-together or simply unaffected, and there are places that could shatter the façade you’ve so carefully cultivated. These are places you don’t want to see your ex.

 Dance Studios. You don’t want to see your ex and new fiancée enter the dance studio you attend. How lovely. They’ve signed up for the Our First Waltz as Husband and Wife special. Break a leg.

 Personal “Oils” Section of Rite Aid. The sight of your ex checking out Intimate Moments by Axe in the pharmacy will make you either laugh or cry out in horror. Nuf said.

 Bankruptcy Attorney Waiting Room. Your ex always accused you of poor money management. Well, well, well. Look whose checkbook is unbalanced now. Oh, wait. I'm here. Never mind.

 Human Resources Department. The candidate interviewing to become your new manager is your ex. Can’t HR see through the manipulative dream-crushing personality? In 7 years, they’ll beg for a separation. Can’t breathe.

 In a Photograph Holding a Winning $1 Million Super Lotto Ticket. Repeat this mantra: Every dog deserves its day. Woof.

Can You Guess the True Scenario?
One of the above actually happened to me. Can you guess? Do you have a similar scenario to share? Come on, give it up.